The truth about Vladimir Putin's disappearance for ten days - emissaries of an alien supercivilization convinced him to give them a crash course in "not giving a shit" about everyone (it lasted ten days, because they turned out to be heavy-headed - with all their cognitive and intellectual supercapabilities)! No word, yet, on whether it was successful! We'll be back... ( source, B. I. C. I. U. - Universal Bureau of Intelligence, Counterintelligence and Investigation)
